fuckyeahwestwing:
“I read Le Monde, was it in Le Monde?” Lines that always make this FYWW editor laugh.
“I read Le Monde, was it in Le Monde?”
Lines that always make this FYWW editor laugh.
Reblogged 7 months ago from fuckyeahwestwing
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About Cookie Crumbs
“I had to wonder: who would be in his cabinet? And what would be in his medicine cabinet?”
“I...
Hi.
Can I aks you a question?
Are you a dwarf?
Locked in a cliff-dungeon?
Always pay your debts?
I like pasta. I’d like to help people make better pasta. It pains me to think about all the poorly prepared pasta being served and eaten...
A+
Seriously. I have a man boner AND lady wood.