americandrink:
At the end of a busy school day, kids need some love from a relaxed, supportive parent. At the end of a busy work day, some of us need a little help to become that parent. Here’s what to do when the closest mixer is a juice box.
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Are you a dwarf?
Locked in a cliff-dungeon?
Always pay your debts?
I like pasta. I’d like to help people make better pasta. It pains me to think about all the poorly prepared pasta being served and eaten...
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